i feel like jackson told danny before he left and he knew all this time and jackson was like ‘dude heads up i’m a werewolf and so are half the people at school lmao bye’

these two in a nutshell

There was a little loose wire on it that every time it lit up, was just sending an electric current into my body, so if I seem shocked in the movie, that’s why.




Why can’t there be a male hooter’s equivalent where male servers are shirtless and highly sexualized for their bodies and looks

Male Strip clubs. You’re thinking of male strip clubs.

No. Not a male strip club. A strip club is a strip club. I want a place called Cahones where waiters wear Speedos and are forced to stuff if they don’t fill out their uniform well enough. I want them to giggle for my tips. I want it to be so normalised and engrained in our culture that women bring their daughters there for lunch (because whaaaaaat the wings are good! Geeze sensitive much?) where they’ll give playful little nudges like, “Wouldn’t mind if you dad had those. Heh heh heh.” that their daughters don’t even understand but will absorb and start to assume is just the normal way grown up women talk about grown up men. I want to playfully ask my waiter if I can have extra nuts on my salad and for him to swat my arm with an Oh, you because he knows if he doesn’t his manager will yell at him. I want other men to pretend to like going there so I think they’re cool. I want to go to Cahones during my lunch break at work and when I come back and tell the other women in the office where I went they chuckle slightly and the men around us suddenly feel self conscious and they don’t know why.


losing everything but weight


Harrison Ford and Sean Connery on the set of Indiana Jones and The Last Crusade


Harrison Ford and Sean Connery on the set of Indiana Jones and The Last Crusade


This wall o’beefcake is looking at a tiny rookie like she could crush him with a word. Because Raleigh doesn’t have an ungenuine bone in his body and he doesn’t see himself as anything other than the washed up lesser brother who ran. Because Raleigh doesn’t see himself like we see him. He accepts everyone’s criticism of him because he thinks it’s probably right. Because the thing that wins Mako over is how unselfcentered Raleigh is. The thing that wins Mako over is the fact that Raleigh has no clue he’s amazing. Raleigh is so concerned with letting Mako know how amazing he thinks SHE is, he never even considers how special he himself is. Because if Mako is all skill and steel, Raleigh is all heart.

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